Oh T.V how I envy thee!

For a poxy box, you get so much attention. Everyone loves you and wants to engage with you. I get envious...my husband he can stare at you for hours on end, I wish he would stare at me so....you make him laugh, you keep him entertained you are a better wife than i will ever be. You can also control my inlaws, they love you so much, I guess I should be grateful to you, you do shut them up for a while. but you do cause fights in our household , bangla t.v versus cartoons, or cartoons versus football, the one who screams the loudest gets you, you must love people fighting over you. I should not be jealous as sometimes you do help me forget about the misery that i live in.....but i choose not to get too involved in you lest i neglect my duties. They cannot live without you,really they cannot, do you know how you came to be, our last set died on us, we had no telly for 5 hours yes i counted, they got a replacement from a friend, until you were bought, very very quickly. You are so precious that no one even touches you, just gather around you in a circle, and stare at you mouths gaping and wide eyed.....i guess you are quite amazing, for a poxy box.