Oh T.V how I envy thee!

For a poxy box, you get so much attention. Everyone loves you and wants to engage with you. I get envious...my husband he can stare at you for hours on end, I wish he would stare at me so....you make him laugh, you keep him entertained you are a better wife than i will ever be. You can also control my inlaws, they love you so much, I guess I should be grateful to you, you do shut them up for a while. but you do cause fights in our household , bangla t.v versus cartoons, or cartoons versus football, the one who screams the loudest gets you, you must love people fighting over you. I should not be jealous as sometimes you do help me forget about the misery that i live in.....but i choose not to get too involved in you lest i neglect my duties. They cannot live without you,really they cannot, do you know how you came to be, our last set died on us, we had no telly for 5 hours yes i counted, they got a replacement from a friend, until you were bought, very very quickly. You are so precious that no one even touches you, just gather around you in a circle, and stare at you mouths gaping and wide eyed.....i guess you are quite amazing, for a poxy box.

cant keep anything from them

My mil has a very bad habit ofchecking receipts, like if my hub has done some shopping and left the receipt in the bag, she will go through each item , and see what he has bought. if she doesnt know what a particular thing is she will bug me about it asking what it is. My hub made the grave sin of actually buying me some goodies ( flowers) and laeving the receipt, she went through each item and then enquired what the thing was i knew she would have a problem if i told her what it was so i acted as if i didnt know, but she kept going on, ...i bet he has bought some chocolates or something and is keeping it to his self, she said...and so what?...then she asked me to enquire about this and found out what that mystery item was!

Dear me it is awful, they have to know about every little thing that happens and what my hub does. my fil enquired not long ago...i saw ( my hub) take something upstairs, it looked like he was hiding something...what was it..... i should of replied lingerie .....why does he have to know, if its a secret then telling you would mean it no longer was...what is up with them man!!!